Well ain't this game a pain in the dick. But it is addictive. It's addictive dick pain.
My stupid brother introduced me to this game and now I have it running, even when I'm not watching. Like right now. At least it's not real money, otherwise, I'd be fucked.
Literally right now I have this game going in another window and I keep checking it. Of course thats just the pokies or the slots or whatever the shit you cal it in your country. It also has Black Jack and Roulette. I would think that neither of these are that difficult to play because I'm down with the real life versions but here, I couldn't give less of a crap if I tried. I won't lie and say you get the same rush from these fake pokies but it's still fun and you don't get home trying to figure out how much money you spent.
You could always make some more though.
We all know that a good win on the pokies can turn 12 or so quiet drinks into a night where you have to buy a train ticket home in the next state (I'm sure you can gamble your money on this but I would not recommend it), but here you don't have to worry about having such a shit-awesome night. You might just like to play some virtual pokies and whinge about people on Facebook.
What a dickhole!
So while I've been writing this I have lost about a million dollars and don't mind at all. This is acceptable gambling although I don't really play more than $20 a fortnight anyway. Just killed a fly. Anyway, my poker machine of choice is the Happy Hour Slots.
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