Hollywood Fuck-Ups

Who is the obvious one to start with? That's a fuckin' puzzler. He wouldn't happen to be the highest paid actor on TV would he?

Yes. Yes he would.

I'll admit to liking the show from time to time, but it's def not that great. Why does everybody, and when I say everybody, I have no idea who, seem to watch this show? You know the one, the one "loosely" based on Charlie's own life, Two and a Half Men. It's now pretty much Three Men I suppose. But I don't think Charlie has said anything in the press lately that he actually hasn't thought about. In other words, I think for the most part, he's right. I'm not trying to defend him because I don't particularly give a shit what he says, but he has made a metric fuck-tonne of money for some of these people and they go and basically sack him because he said something they don't like. It was alright when he was smoking crack and galivanting about with porn stars though apparently. You can't go around calling your bosses what he did but you can't exactly get rid of something so successful because your star called you a nicer word for a bunch of cunts.

Yep.

Now on to the star of one of the best shows ever....

Kiefer Sutherland.

I might try and make my point straight away. Kiefer went to jail. FUCKING JAIL, during 24's 8 year run, and no-one cared. Why? Jack Bauer headbutted fashion designers, got kicked out of strip club's piss drunk and got multiple DUI's. The latter being what he served his prison sentence for, and nobody gave a fuck. Granted, he's a lot more likable than ol' Chuck Sheen up there, but he only did some blow and fucked some hooker's. He didn't cause anybody any harm except himself. Physically anyway, he should knock that shit off for his kids.

As does his portrayer Sir.

By the way, why do these people always have to be role models? They obviously aren't, so why are we, and I don't mean me, but why do we always get in a tizzy when some celeb makes a mistake? I say leave them alone and deal with them like normal people. That is, let the fuzz handle it if need be and honour any contracts made. 

Although he's clearly lost his shit.

I'll just name a few lovable people who have done effed up stuff:

Dr. Dre

Pretty much all the Sheens/Estevez's

50 Cent

Jerry Springer

Robin Williams

Tim Allen

Drew Barrymore

Samuel L. Jackson

David Duchovny

David Letterman

Christian Bale

Steve-O

John Frusciante

Robert Downey Jr.

Jason Mewes

Can you name all they shit they did? Didn't think so.

Absolutely unforgivable.