Friday, March 11, 2011

Is the Earth Out For Blood? - Part 1

Yep. Absolutely no doubt about it. Right fucking now, an earthquake has torn into Japan and is destroying all sorts of shit all over the place. Here in Australia, QLD just drowned, NSW had to tread water to survive just before that and Victoria burned down a couple of years ago. Elsewhere we have catastrophic events like the Boxing Day Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina. What a fucking whore she was. As well as Christchurch being well fucked up just the other week.

New Orleans after being raped by a Hurricane.

If there is anything we should take out of this fairly recent chain of events, it's that we are fucked. The world is ending. The Earth is pissed and is going to take us down with it. And why wouldn't it? We seem to not have any respect for the planet and she's sick of not being called in the morning. I might be a bit melodramatic but for fuck sake, we do need to not be so careless when it comes to the environment and her creatures.

I'll just get one thing off my chest here....

Vegan's are retarded. I can understand being a vegan or vegetarian for health reasons but if you are trying to save the planet, this is not the way to go. We have to eat the cows so they don't fart and fuck the atmosphere. They are here for a reason and that's because the world has too many people. We have to feed these people and not eating meat because of some stupid idea that you're helping the worlds problems is just not correct. At all. Have a burger you goddamned hippy. Macca's isn't going anywhere.

Fuck off would you?

It may all go back to the Earth warming up and the pollution we pump into it's veins on a daily basis but I'm no scientist, so who am I to say? In theory, hybrid cars are a good idea and there have been inventions of cheaper and cleaner powered cars since around about 1900, but would anybody be cool in a hybrid muscle car? Fuck no, and that and that only is the reason why cars still run on petrol or gas depending on what country you're in.

FUCK.          THAT.

You know, this is pretty sorta kinda incredibly fucking serious as an issue, so maybe we should change just a few of our habits because you know, we can't take the Earth back to the shop if it's fucked, there is only one of them. We could spend a bit more time trying to colonise Mars, which would be fucking cool, and less time worrying about stupid things like censorship and religion.

Speaking of religion, this must be the Apocalypse that the Bible craps on about at some point. I don't know, I haven't actually read it. But even so, we have to do something to at least slow down the rate we stuff things up. Otherwise the oceans will become higher, the air will be unbreathable (even though I smoke) and Oprah will be unwatchable.

Jesus.

I might leave it there for the minute for I do have more to say here, and I will make more sense but for now just have a think about it because all this shit is not just random. It has happened for a reason. We have ruined  the planet and now we have to deal with the consequences.

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