Saturday, February 19, 2011

Hawaii Five-0 Episode 1.02 "Ohana"



This episodes starts with a kid talking to his dad and calling him nasty stuff when the car dad's travelling in gets fucked right up. Flipped, in fact, by some inconsiderate shit head who T-Boned it. Turns out it wasn't an accident and daddy's kidnapped. Fact is dad was some sort of computer scientist or something who used to work for the government and a gang of Serbian arseholes want his expertise to built a skeleton key program that can hack into anything. Pretty cool in theory.


Steve, Danny, Chin and Kono get wind of this and having just lost his own daddy, Steve has to get this guy back for his son.

Oh and I just noticed something - Danny's fucking car changed from the pilot.

Pictured: The audience

So after some high-rise torture, they get a lead which leads them to the Serbians. All the while Kono's inside HQ like a good little girl while the big boys get shit done. After we get to a room full of tech that Steve doesn't quite know his way around, Danny remember's an old case and then we meet Martin Starr. Why was Party Down cancelled Starz? Why? Who is also a hacker but a stoner too. By the way, he deserves another appearance.

Right about now Kono actually gets to do something which involves Origami and punching bitches in the face. You may know by now that I don't really take into account whether you've actually seen the episode yet or not but I'll try to improve on that for the moment and tell you that I just realised that the kid also plays Young Sam in Supernatural. Now I know that last sentence might not have made actual sense but if it really matters that much then I apologize, but could you please stop your're whinging.

It's not that fucking bad...

So once again the 5-0 kicked arse without actually being the 5-0 yet and the episode ends with Kamakona, is that right or is that the big guy? Anyway Kono, graduating from the Police Academy. That's why she was inside, it's not a sexist thing, remember? The first thing we saw her do was slug that guy in the face for being a dick? So they work Book 'em Danno in again and its all very homagey, I'm glad they've sorta stopped that. Spoiler, blah. And so ends the 2nd episode of my new favourite TV show.

Wait, that's not right....

That's better. Just look at 'em. All ready to fight crime and shit.

By the way while looking for these pictures I came across this and thought it clever....

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